"Walk it out"
Billy Blanks: Blanks was born in Erie, Pennsylvania in 1957, in a family of 15 brothers and sisters. By the time he was 12, he was studying Tae Kwon-Do and Tang Soo Do, and had earned a second-degree black belt. In his twenties, Billy Blank began entering martial arts competitions and went on to win the United States Nationals, and compete on the United States Karate team. Blanks traveled all over the world for ten years, and then turned professional, fighting in competitions for Budweiser. As was previously stated on the club message board alcohol has been found to be extremely evil...I believe when he started fighting for Budweiser, it was at Brad Pitt's request.
EVIL!!!
Creating (EVIL)Tae Bo: In 1980, Blanks began to create his own style of workout in an effort to land film roles, and perform in a continuous fighting motion similar to Bruce Lee. Blank started to add music to his workout, and develop moves that his wife could perform. After creating 20 such moves, he had six women come over to his house to workout, and everyone loved the way it felt. Blank's wife encouraged him to trademark the Tae-Bo name, while he developed it further.
"Welcome to the pits of hell"
Vin Diesel: Although it's not for sure what his purpose is in the long run of the conspiracy, as you can see from above, Pitt has him working long hours welcoming the newly corrupted souls to the firey pits of hell where he will continue his mass brainwashing frenzy.
"EVIL! EVIL I SAY!"
Orlando Bloom
otherwise known as...
SEXY ELF!
Orlando Bloom/Legolas:(lord of the rings, duh). Born January 13, 1977. I have nothing to say about him really except YUM. He is yummy normally, and even more so as an elf. SHAKE THAT ASS LEGOLAS! Anyways, whew....ok so yea, he's evil. Satan's minion. EVIL!
Watch him in action on the Food Network Tuesdays at 10:00 p.m. and 1:00 a.m. and Saturdays at 9:30 p.m. and 12:30 a.m. All times ET.
Oh my
Jamie Oliver:Host of the show "The Naked Chef" on the food network. The name of the show is a bit misleading as he never actually gets naked(DANAMIT). What to say, he's a 20-some British chef(British, yum) who believes in stripping foods down to the bare essentials(hence the show name). Most shows he's cooking for a party he's having with friends or something of that sort. Sadly, he's married. I had been watching him for a while, and was totally in love with him(he had such cute hair!). Then one day I sit down to drool and *GASP* he's wearing a wedding ring, has a tan as if from a honeymoon, has moved to a new flat, and the real clencher: he got a haircut. You can see how his hair is now from the picture above, but trust me, it was MUCH sexier before. Ah well, he is evil. EVIL EVIL EVIL!
Watch him in action on the Food Network, Tuesdays at 10:00 p.m. and 1:00 a.m. and Saturdays at 9:30 p.m. and 12:30 a.m. All times ET.
More evil minions to be put up soon..
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