Danamit Founders


(Stephanie-----Jennifer)




Hmmm, I don't really know what to put here, so I guess I'll tell ya where we came up with the idea for Danamit. Not too long ago we discovered what every young female does at some point in their life, guys suck. This idea continued to evolve fueled by inconsiderate males in our life until we came to the final conclusion that males are evil in nature. Danamit is a word we made up at some point, though I can't remember exactly when cause we were most likely stoned at the time. Soon danamit became a word used to express anger towards males.

I remember very well what started the conspiracy. Stephanie turned to me one day and said, "Guys are evil. And you know who the leader is, the devil....Brad Pitt". From that point on it has been a firm belief in our minds that Brad Pitt is out to control our brains. He's not alone in his efforts however, oh no, he has many, many, many evil minions helping him every step of the way, Billy Blanks being the most pronounced.

With the creation of our club on yahoo we have spread the "sexy bitch gospel" as we like to call it to thousands(ok, more like 6, but who's counting anyways?) of people. Hopefully making a website to accompany the club will help with gaining members and informing more females of the evilness of males everywhere. As this is the founders page of the site I will soon have Stephanie's thoughts on Danamit posted up here too. For now this is all though.

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

~peace~love~and blue meanies~,
Jennifer


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